In a realm of sex, where jests never go numb,
Lived the legend of legends, Pam's wondrous Pumpum.
With a bounce in each step and mischief in the air,
Pamís Pumpum escapades were beyond compare.
Pamís Pumpum would frolic in meadows so green,
The quirkiest sight you've ever seen.
Their laughter, a symphony, a joyous extreme,
In Pam's world, life was a whimsical dream.
Skipping along with a skip and a hum,
Pamís Pumpum pranks would leave everyone stunned.
From dawn until dusk, under the sun's bright ray,
Pamís Pumpum antics brought joy in every way.
In the land of delight, where jesters were welcome,
Pamís Pumpum was queen, seldom undone.
With jokes and gags, they'd outplay anyone,
In the uproarious world of Pam's Pumpum.
So here's to Pam's Pumpum, forever young,
Playful spirit like a lively song.
In this jubilant tale where laughter has won,
We celebrate the legend of Pam's Pumpum, second to none.