Gossipers

 
 
Hi.
 
 
Now I hear you are obsessed with my sexuality since it was made public I am not exactly interested in ladies bits.
 
So..  
 
How can I put my sexuality civilly..
 
Ok..  
 
I am not interested.
 
(Disclaimer.. Unless you are 6’2, my age, male, built like a power house, have a serious amount of survival and mountain experience.. And a truck load of courage, composure in the face of adversity, integrity and humor).
 
That’s about it..
 
I have, and always have, had a pre occupation for physical demanding exercise and I am afraid there is not much energy left for much more.
 
Sex, skiing, olives, tooth canal and smear tests, to me, are all much the same.
 
However if you use sex against me..  
 
…Well…  
 
I will fight fire with fire.
 
Go fanny dribble elsewhere.