Google

Hey, yo, google it’s Melodi i honor you as some wise sage.  
Opening your tabs reading page by page.  
 
“Ummm Hi Google, uh excuse me, it’s me again-you know we met before- remember when you said my appendix was bursting-by the way it wasn’t…  
But that’s neither here nor there… so ummm google in your infinite wisdom can you tell me how long it will take for a Virgo man to come back”?  
 
Please google spin me a believable fact !  
 
JohhnyJax from Washington states “A virgo man- easy enough 30 days or less”… oh ok Johnny doable  
 
Marybigeyes from Pennsylvania “well no one can be certain depends what happened” ok ok well fuck you Mary  
 
BlackleatherDom…from Amish Country USA states “probably never they would rather be alone” -well shit  
 
Now I feel like Google is stringing my heart bit by bit  
 
No, no It’s not you Google it’s me  
 
DELETE DELETE DELETE  
 
Pondering, maybe you know my question is to vague  
 
“Umm hi Google , I know it hasn’t been that long… can you possibly hike your skirt up and sell me a bit of a song”  
 
TYPE TYPE TYPE  
 
Ummmm Google “how long will I feel this way” whatever you do don’t make the answer vague”  
 
My symptoms: Shaky, timid, chest tightness, cloudy thoughts-  
 
And with that she said “it’s the plague”  
 
5 to 7 days tops then I am a goner.  
 
Party of one , table of Donner.
 
Hmmmm… I guess Google not so wise  
 
JohnnyJax, MaryBigEyes and BlackLeatherDom- well in good faith they try  
 
And if I have pained humor  
Google will say its a tumor  
 
All because I believed a golden Google rumor