Doomed  (22X8)

The climate change denyer
Did not shy away from e-mailing
That nasty bitch on tv who was constantly
Babbling and going on about nasty weather conditions
Like the world was coming to an end, and very soon.

He smiled, laughed at the way he was gonna do her
Before putting an end to both her silly reportages
And her sorry life.

Maybe a bomb under her car
Or better yet, kidnap the cunt, whisk her away to his garage
Where countless tools of torture were there awaiting her arrival.

Laughed as he was driving his huge SUV
Meandering mountain roads among increasingly heavy rain
Not a worry
This four-wheel drive beast could take on anything and everything

Except this unexpected avalanche combined with a huge landslide
Which served to drop the beast and its driver
A thousand feet down the ravine
Where the huge piece of scrap metal
Also squeezed him to death.