Planet Obsxicon

Our destination was planet Obsxicon
Two light years away
But we found ourselves landing
On planet Obnoxious.

Seems our very irritable commander
Rear Admiral James T. Cork
Had sipped a bit too much grog, blew it
And pressed the right keys at the wrong time
Never one to admit he did something wrong

Very unpleasant fellow
Got his command only because his brother
Married the Commander-in-Chief
(A dreadful personage)

So we barely started exploring
Came upon what looked like a pyramid
But that irritated him for he KNEW that it was
An Aztec construction
Not even fascinated by what was in front of us
In the fisrt place.

He was a huge hindrance to this voyage
But though we were at the wrong place
We decided to explore and have a good time.