Enunciate!

I'd say...sailing on to Ceylon,
sounds like phonemic heaven
until I hear convenience rhyme
seven with eleven!

You too may have an ad man's ear
when writing out a sound
where meter isn't overwrought
by words which will confound...

since lowly pays the common heed
to elocution's art
when their attention span's as short
as Hermes on a fart...

both in and out your mouth and nose
like steward wine from hell
whose oratory lessons shat...
like a farmer in the dell.