Get that bug out of the house!

Sam gave us a song of lament
He was in "Sad Mood" tonight
Didn't even get a chance to fight
Maybe "Cupid will bring back the bow
And let an arrow flow"
But what if the quiver has no more
And love has bolted out the door?

Sugar and honey prancers
For all the doe eyed romancers
Lay it on what Al said
"She's a devil in bed
Scratching till my bones
Pill and needles are all I've
left to savior"
What rude behavior!

Now we have to come clean
Things can be a nightmarish dream
Watch Anita's tone when she sings
"You better watch your step
You"ll fall and hurt yourself one day"

To you guys who are thinking all is fine
I bet what Ray said will blow your mind
"One day you'll come home early from work
Open up the door and get your feelings hurt".

So what I say is I will play it cool
Let other's rant and rave
I won't be a fool
Black Moses, deep voice, loud and clear
Words of wisdom I do hear
"What do you get when you kiss a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, she'll never phone you.
I'll never fall in love again."

So let my lesson be food for thought
Stay away from the fever
No you don't want to be caught
Today's romance is tomorrow's pain
Love is really for those who are insane!