Phoney!

i'm generally wary of some theories,
but this gov phoning thing, seems odd.
i didn't get called,
maybe because i don't use a smart phone?
yet the gov have my phone number on their records,
so why were analogue phones missed out?
i suppose if there is a nationwide warning,
 i'll become aware of it, when i see people running round panicking,
then i'll know it's time to reach for a joint,
a large glug of Absinthe,
just before i stick my head between my legs,
and kiss my arse goodbye! 😏🍂

by Jemia