Looks like Kate Middleton's face has been recycled a few times too, Daily Mail!

 
By Stanley Collymore

Another rather asinine and
also, pathetically fawning
article! To those who're  
evidently not at all intellectually
challenged, clearly endemically
dimwitted, or else significantly
excruciatingly gullible; it truly
does rather undeniably, cause
those among us like myself to
wonder what is distinctly the
actual purpose essentially of
all these so-called "royals" if
one or even several of these
female tarts amongst them;
wearing an attire of hers, a
mere twice allegedly, takes
on the laudable distinction
even for a quite, ludicrous
Nazi rag, as being a rather
noble and admirable feat.

Apparently it would seem, that
recycling to these rightwing
media types, their idiotic,
manipulated, halfwit trolls and daft
clickbait morons consists of these
evidently hauteur activities, readily
and fatuously engaged in, by aptly
self-evidently, monarchical and as
well hereditarily firmly entrenched
snobbish elitist trollops; distinctly
workshy, utterly useless, crucially
never a career, naturally Stepford
wives; literally obsessively social  
climbing, in a classism ingrained
Britain; connivingly and evidently
financially, well married off; also
for good measure narcisistically
so self-entitled glorified pillocks
actually means that the woman
who is allegedly involved chose
to don the same garment twice.

However, to routine people and
even most ironically the evilly  
vile, odiously, brownnosing
plebeian serfs who literally actually  
do worship them; recycling, hugely
clearly, is very basically an entirely
different ball game; which usually
means the necessary participant
having to go to a charity shop as
a matter of urgency and actually
while there obliged to really buy
somebody else's cast offs; just
out of clear financial necessity.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
23 April 2023.


Author's Remarks:
Just out of idle curiosity on my part don't the men involved in these relationships either as spouses, adulterous lovers or as the actual biological fathers of the sired bastards that periodically materialize but who the cuckolded or even those azoospermiac husbands will, as is per the norm in these privileged elitist circles unquestionably class as their own, ever recycle their own attire?

Or are they too busy involved in either their adulterous escapades or else gentlemanly facilitating their own cuckolding to really care about such clearly insignificant trivia. Knowing full well that exponwntially their own personal sacrifices relative to their own wives excesses, if you get my drift, will pay off quite handsomely societally as well as financially, old boy, for these most generous husbands!

All good stuff though Daily Mail for the mentally retarded!