Zombie God

The faithful are famously myopic
About what they will and will not believe
And double down on the misanthropic
At the vagaries of Adam and Eve.

For this alone they invented sin
So hamartophobia might be had
As an addition to the looney bin
Which everyone knew was already bad.

So why oh why did they make it worse?
Much worse than it ever had to be.
I guess they thought knowledge was a curse,
And more so if it came from a tree!

Whose fruit divulged the creationist plan
Of hatred feasting on the mind of man!