Vacuum

"Happily for Romeo and Juliet, true love never becomes a daily chore."    
-- the Reality of decades of the same old same old    
     
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Although a few may deem me somewhat mad,    
While some may fancy me a tad bit bad,    
Each instant when I gaze upon her wire,    
My vacuum cleaner thrills me with desire!
Like models new, in beauty doth she whoosh!    
Mine every button knowing how to push!    
Her belt deluxe!  Her brushes firm and sleek!    
Her intake port which sucks with such technique!    
O!  How we love to angles deep explore!    
On every carpet!  Plus the hardwood floor!    
My timeworn wife far wiser than her years!    
Ne'er griping once nor bursting into tears!    
Indeed, in fear the love affair might end --    
She daily doth the warranty extend...    
     
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a dedication of Respect    
for    
the Pain of passion    
whose warranty      
sans fail    
expires in a whoosh    
     
a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on    
happily ever after    
drudgeries      
     
march, 2023 -- yet passion still not rekindled    
despite the new addition to the family --    
not to mention its huge loads of      
dirty diapers