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Men in the Feminine Products Isle
How many men have stood in the feminine products isle
Looking bewildered and confused by piles and styles
Knowing their wives or girlfriends sent them on a run
And it’s urgent so they know this shopping is not fun
Oh the deer in headlights look of these young men at first
Talking on their phones asking her before it gets worse
Eyes cast down embarrassed that it’s come down to this
But they better get it right or else she may get pissed
And when two men walk by each other on this isle
They greet each other with a slight nod and tiny smile
Men understand and connect that their women are in pain
Thus it doesn’t matter if it’s day or night or sunshine or rain
Now that I’m older and I see some of these young guys
I want to tell them it’s going to be OK and give them advise
Relationships are funny that way it’s not always a dream
But while you’re there get her some chocolate or ice cream
Published 20th Mar 2023
| Edited 3rd Nov 2024
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20th Mar 2023 7:44pm
27th Mar 2023 6:08pm
That may explained the look of semi disappointment I got all those years.
LOL.
LOL.
20th Mar 2023 9:02pm
27th Mar 2023 6:09pm
Thanks broken.
We men have to pass on the knowledge and tell the tales to the younger generation.
We men have to pass on the knowledge and tell the tales to the younger generation.
20th Mar 2023 9:30pm
Ain't it the truth
We think we know it turns out we don't know Jack shit.
Yeah, load up on the sweets
You're getting an education that's priceless..
BIG LIKE
We think we know it turns out we don't know Jack shit.
Yeah, load up on the sweets
You're getting an education that's priceless..
BIG LIKE
27th Mar 2023 6:11pm
Poet, thanks for that and for the RL.
We learn day by day and sometimes those lessons are a little cruel. Gotta make sure the young men starting up in relationships don't make the same mistakes.
We learn day by day and sometimes those lessons are a little cruel. Gotta make sure the young men starting up in relationships don't make the same mistakes.
21st Mar 2023 00:47am
27th Mar 2023 6:12pm
Thank you Cipher. Just passing along some knowledge I gained over the years, in poetic form.
21st Mar 2023 1:23am
Regular tampons or super? Maxi pads with wings or without wings?
Awesome topic choice.
Remember too, whatever she's wearing makes her look thin.
Awesome topic choice.
Remember too, whatever she's wearing makes her look thin.
27th Mar 2023 6:17pm
LOL. Those commercials always seemed unreal, do they really go bike riding or are at concert enjoying the music?
Well, I had my wife and two daughters so I think I was well prepped.
Well, I had my wife and two daughters so I think I was well prepped.
21st Mar 2023 3:17am
27th Mar 2023 6:17pm
21st Mar 2023 1:21pm
Chocolates indeed. PS: in a manner we don't know how lucky we are: I was just walking around some of these alleys yesterday. Women have no choice but to spend a fortune on products they need.
27th Mar 2023 6:19pm
Yup, we sure are lucky.
Marketing caters and throws so many products it's hard to choose from.
Marketing caters and throws so many products it's hard to choose from.
hahaha... I love getting those phone calls and I sometimes found my evil evil period riddled self messing with my significant other just because I could... and because it's bullshit that some woman have to bleed like the elevator scene from The Shining.....I'll neither confirm nor deny my own status... Mwahahahaha!... I would gently whine "Noooo, that's not what I want said I wanted!!" "I need Always overnight ultra thin long pads WITHOUT wings and if they don't have those than maybe look for the overnight extra long Kotex pads with wings but only the thin version not the regular version because they're like diapers and then maybe try to see if Stay Free has any options that are new." Perhaps you can send pics?" "Just make sure whatever you do"..... then the call would 'drop' or maybe I might accidentally hang up... I know, I know! But who knows why such cruel evil dwells in a freshly menstruating woman's heart!!!... Omg... did I say that?!?
Bad blue.... Baaaaad!
Seriously though, I really appreciate and recognize a good man when I see one.... and almost always he can be found on the phone, whist gently consoling from the feminine products aisle.
Excellent observational poetry that tugs at my heartstrings! (tampon pun intended!)
;)
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-B
Bad blue.... Baaaaad!
Seriously though, I really appreciate and recognize a good man when I see one.... and almost always he can be found on the phone, whist gently consoling from the feminine products aisle.
Excellent observational poetry that tugs at my heartstrings! (tampon pun intended!)
;)
🌹💙
-B
27th Mar 2023 6:14pm
OMG, that was hilarious. I can only imagine the look in his face. I guess shopping for lumber and other house projects may seem easy now when it comes to feminine product shopping.
Thanks for the RL. glad it made you laugh.
Thanks for the RL. glad it made you laugh.
26th Mar 2023 1:11pm
The humor and reality of this is brilliant
I could actually see myself standing on that aisle looking lost lol
Job well done
I could actually see myself standing on that aisle looking lost lol
Job well done
27th Mar 2023 6:20pm
FreeLove thank you so much for your comment and RL.
I think at one point or another most of us have been there before. Let alone shopping along with them. It's like life training if we want to be in relationships.
I think at one point or another most of us have been there before. Let alone shopping along with them. It's like life training if we want to be in relationships.
