This One's For You Mama, Hello!

Séances are for the dead, listening,    
like you the dead are lonely,  
they dance alone and cry    
hungering for your voice    
   
never invite a ghost to your séance,    
unless you want to go insane,  
ghost will attract others  
like the Mad Hatter    
   
set up a spiritual-friendly atmosphere,    
a lava lamp or incense will do,    
no need for a gun,    
don't encourage smokeless tobacco    
   
make sure the table is round and level,  
never give them momentum to fall off,  
maybe the music will calm the beast,    
like, Old Time Rock & Roll