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No Intelligent Life Yet on Mars --

or on Most of the Emerald Isles    
     
"It's hard never to have been green."    
-- countless puny Irish spermatozoa tadpolelike  
wasted each wank    
     
*    
     
O, how sad is St. Paddy's on Mars --    
still no little green men quitting bars    
clearly queer on green beer    
cheering Brit Eddie Lear    
veering off Irish roads in green cars!    
     
*    
     
a dedication of Respect    
for    
Rationally Ethical traditions    
Sober    
     
a revolving helios limerick satire menippean on    
giving a green light to alcohol --      
particularly dirt-cheap booze of a titillating tint to twits and twats    
     
march, 2023 -- yet worldwide    
one alcohol-related death    
each minute --    
including even a few deaths of children
Written by Jordan (D.O.C.)
Published | Edited 19th Mar 2023
Author's Note
Brain, Reason, Facts, Truths, Wisdom, Ethics, Preventionism, Efilism, Antinatalism
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