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No Intelligent Life Yet on Mars --
or on Most of the Emerald Isles
"It's hard never to have been green."
-- countless puny Irish spermatozoa tadpolelike
wasted each wank
*
O, how sad is St. Paddy's on Mars --
still no little green men quitting bars
clearly queer on green beer
cheering Brit Eddie Lear
veering off Irish roads in green cars!
*
a dedication of Respect
for
Rationally Ethical traditions
Sober
a revolving helios limerick satire menippean on
giving a green light to alcohol --
particularly dirt-cheap booze of a titillating tint to twits and twats
march, 2023 -- yet worldwide
one alcohol-related death
each minute --
including even a few deaths of children
"It's hard never to have been green."
-- countless puny Irish spermatozoa tadpolelike
wasted each wank
*
O, how sad is St. Paddy's on Mars --
still no little green men quitting bars
clearly queer on green beer
cheering Brit Eddie Lear
veering off Irish roads in green cars!
*
a dedication of Respect
for
Rationally Ethical traditions
Sober
a revolving helios limerick satire menippean on
giving a green light to alcohol --
particularly dirt-cheap booze of a titillating tint to twits and twats
march, 2023 -- yet worldwide
one alcohol-related death
each minute --
including even a few deaths of children
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