The Slappers’ Charter!

 
By Stanley Collymore

We’re self-evidently well aware that
academically and quite invariably
physiologically also we’re really
discernibly not realistically the pick of
the bunch effectively obviously rather
in terms of humanity’s clear choices,
and largely so, as well, that includes
our very own femininity; but literally
we specifically actually individually
and collectively clearly those of us
who obviously intend and likewise
therefore earnestly too endeavour
to financially and societally rather
significantly prosper, in our firmly
crucially lascivious undertakings,
promiscuous cheating; marriage
wrecking; plus, significantly also
notwithstanding the plethora of
other pursuits rather absolutely
necessary and propitiously too
in this so relentless, enterprise
of our very distinctly profitable
too understandably effectively
undoubtedly essentially, quite
substantively, social climbing;
to earnestly, very assiduously
and similarly so unrelentingly
definitely ensure that literally
and most accommodatingly,
but personally from our own
advantageously, worthwhile
perspective the pleasurable
spreading our legs liberally
assisted as well by happily
also very excitedly eagerly
baring our crucially lustful
fannies for those, who we
very financially, societally
or naturally both of these
situations, clearly regard
as apt candidates for us!

Whether they're men or women,
as we’ve essentially absolutely
nothing whatsoever sexually
against lesbianism if it substantively
provides the same, rather relative to
ourselves, naturally social, and also
the distinctively crucially privileged
financial perks we’re actually after;
very cognizant of those numerous
limitations which will undoubtedly
effectively encroach on ourselves
personally and inevitably. Serious
limitations, clearly like advancing
age, ones very declining physical
looks; a quite obviously naturally
diminishing sex appeal; likewise
the essentially so, child- bearing
impossibilities and other issues
which if not seriously taken into
consideration, when aptly we’re
effectively crucially at the peak,
of our very distinct exploitation
process could essentially later,
and most often systematically
also, stymie the general usual
flow of vital money conjoined
with the customary influence,
that could be unquestionably
quite advantageously gained
by us from having personally
gained a fortuitous marriage.

Cognizant all the time of the
customarily so, essentially
very impending calamity
of the worrisome menopause with its
inimical, diverse liabilities. Therefore
this necessary charter to effectively
make it generally known, that while
most females in Britain essentially
do relatively live, clearly thankless
diurnal lives as mothers, partners
and lovers or literally infrequently
as wives, while actually engaged  
in rather mundane, and normally
awfully paid occupations, not all
women have to, obviously need
be, or really actually want to be
as quite boringly compliant, as
they obviously are or evidently
be similarly unexcitingly inane.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
8 March 2023.


Author's Remarks:
You don’t necessarily have to be the great granddaughter of a king of England’s mistress to be yourself a crowning success as a slapper!