Never, Ever Tell a Woman To...

 
You know she’s angry, you know she’s mad
Don’t go saying something stupid or bad
When a woman is upset never tell her "simmer down"
It has the opposite effect so don’t clown
 
If you tell a woman to calm her tits
You might find out quickly how hard she hits
But some of ya’ll out there like to try these tests
So please don’t tell a woman to relax her breasts
 
Haven’t learned the lesson? These aren’t quips or gags
She’ll beat your ass if you say "relax your fun bags"
Never ever tell your woman to loosen her hooters
Or else you might find out what’s it like to get neutered
 
If she’s pissed off please don’t go and mock her
She’ll be louder if you tell her to quiet her knockers
And if you tell her to kindly moderate her melons
You’ll find out firsthand how a woman turns into a felon
 
Don’t try it, don’t tell her to cool her dirty pillows
Or she’ll scatter your brains like pussy willows
Whatever you do, don’t tell her to control her cans
Or else you’ll feel the wrath of her hands
 
Don’t be testy and tell her to soothe her boobs
Or she’ll grab you and yank you by the pubes
And if you suggest to her to assuage her cleavage
You might find out your nose will have a little leakage
 
Don’t tell your woman to appease her chi chis
Because you know where she would like squeeze
Never, ever tell a woman to chill her chesticles
Because if she’s mad she’ll grab you by the testicles
 
This has been a public service announcement
 
P.S.
Oh I almost forgot, even via text and emojis  
I’ll tell you the reason why
Never tell her to pacify her ( . Y .)
Or else you can kiss your nuts goodbye