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Never, Ever Tell a Woman To...

 
You know sheís angry, you know sheís mad
Donít go saying something stupid or bad
When a woman is upset never tell her "simmer down"
It has the opposite effect so donít clown
 
If you tell a woman to calm her tits
You might find out quickly how hard she hits
But some of yaíll out there like to try these tests
So please donít tell a woman to relax her breasts
 
Havenít learned the lesson? These arenít quips or gags
Sheíll beat your ass if you say "relax your fun bags"
Never ever tell your woman to loosen her hooters
Or else you might find out whatís it like to get neutered
 
If sheís pissed off please donít go and mock her
Sheíll be louder if you tell her to quiet her knockers
And if you tell her to kindly moderate her melons
Youíll find out firsthand how a woman turns into a felon
 
Donít try it, donít tell her to cool her dirty pillows
Or sheíll scatter your brains like pussy willows
Whatever you do, donít tell her to control her cans
Or else youíll feel the wrath of her hands
 
Donít be testy and tell her to soothe her boobs
Or sheíll grab you and yank you by the pubes
And if you suggest to her to assuage her cleavage
You might find out your nose will have a little leakage
 
Donít tell your woman to appease her chi chis
Because you know where she would like squeeze
Never, ever tell a woman to chill her chesticles
Because if sheís mad sheíll grab you by the testicles
 
This has been a public service announcement
 
P.S.
Oh I almost forgot, even via text and emojis  
Iíll tell you the reason why
Never tell her to pacify her ( . Y .)
Or else you can kiss your nuts goodbye
Written by wallyroo92
Published
Author's Note
Not sure if this can be categorized as an erotic poem, or anger poetry, or story poems, or self, maybe love or spiritual?
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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