In the Name of Science

On a dark and lonely highway    
traveling to forget      
bright lights and a shimmering haze      
I'm floating free      
thinking I'm on an acid trip      
anal probes and electrodes      
holy shit! I've been abducted by aliens      
oh dear god, now they're taking my sperm      
with long slow strokes of my dick      
squinting past the blinding glare      
I notice two things right away      
one, these aliens don't have any cloths on      
and two, they all have cunts      
imagine that        
I can only assume they're females        
but who am I to judge        
they play with my dick some more        
and then their eyes get big, big luminous eyes      
my cock is standing straight up        
I'm tied down and can't resist      
but hell I've been in worse places before        
They climb on top        
and man oh man      
they ride me till I'm spent      
while I'm moaning incoherently of love        
and then ride my cock some more        
while one of them is riding my face      
and god they're wet gushing down my throat      
they taste like nectar, kind of sweet      
chirping like birds before their turn      
screaming like eagles when they cum      
and cooing like doves when they're done      
come daybreak I'm back in my car      
on a dark and lonely highway      
traveling to remember      
funny thing though      
when I reached in my pocket      
one of them left me her number      
       
I'm going to need a satellite phone