In glorious praise of each and every trustworthy Machete wielder!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
For several centuries you were  
meticulously and beneficially  
used to very liberally fell the  
fields of sugar cane in Barbados and  
subsequently thereafter as well, the  
other distinctively quite enforcedly  
specifically barbarously criminally  
enslaved countries throughout the  
Caribbean. Quite assiduously, plus  
exceptionally well you performed  
your very arduous work, creating  
the undoubtedly bounteously but  
basically unwarranted wealth for  
the myriad of white, supercilious  
and arrogantly clearly laughably  
master race, malevolently, racist  
barbarians from England, at the  
outset, then cheerfully followed  
afterwards by Britain when the  
UK was formed, and effectively  
other European states, beyond.  
 
Wealth that spawned these whites  
delusional and pathetically evil  
notions about themselves not  
only at home in their own countries  
in Europe but likewise wherever in  
the world that they quite distinctly  
vilely infested, with their odiously  
evil, and genocidal presence; and  
a state of affairs very discernibly  
still clearly, rather self-evidently  
prevalent to this day, in the 21st  
Century; plus an odious state of  
affairs, quite distinctly proudly  
handed down, most effectively  
without an iota, of inheritance  
tax ever conscionably, far less  
so legally ever actually levied  
against them or, additionally,  
their foolishly likeminded ilk  
that ludicrously keep up this  
nonsensical fantasy; of their  
invincible white superiority.  
 
Meanwhile, those of you who're  
either Black in complexion or  
rather proudly, biologically  
share that distinct ethnicity and are  
essentially the targeted products of  
this malevolent and also egregious  
exploitation and not uncommonly  
as well, evilly used by these white  
exploiters in their vile, racist acts  
of brutal, basically barbaric, and  
essentially, lawfully unpunished  
mutilation, plus routine murder  
of Blacks, while actually neither  
your enforcedly, quite enslaved  
ancestors; nor you individually  
have ever actually significantly  
received, even a piteous penny  
in reparations yet distinctively  
and distinctly most insultingly  
see the outrageous, privileged  
descendants, of your barbaric  
ancestors' enslavers: patently  
the clearly, indisputable likes  
of David Cameron in tandem  
with his wife Samantha, also  
in her basic, individual right  
vilely get millions of Pounds  
in compensation, simply for
literally being who they are.  
 
Notwithstanding the real fact  
that their vile, slave owning  
ancestors were irrefutably  
already discernibly, handsomely  
rewarded to the tune effectively  
in today's reckoning, of literally  
billions of Pounds Sterling only  
for having reluctantly and also  
very begrudgingly through the  
UK 1834 slavery emancipation  
Act were forced, on face value  
terms, basically to "free" their  
slaves in clearly arm twisting  
recognition that their slavery  
livelihood, had naturally had  
its day while eagerly waiting  
in the wings, to emphatically  
assume its unique place was  
the distinctively new system  
of a significantly, quite soon  
to be entrenched, egregious  
very pervasive, colonialism.  
 
But quite thankfully, significant  
numbers although regrettably  
still and unfortunately so not  
all of our Black brothers and sisters  
are effectively at the point of being  
conducive to the genuine prospect  
of actually becoming distinctively  
mentally liberated, and evidently  
free; this enlightening process of  
our treasured Black race and its  
emphasis on our youth coupled  
imperatively, with their crucial  
mental emancipation will very  
decisively and unquestionably  
fundamentally and effectively  
simply unstoppably, carry on!  
 
And the machete which was  
routinely employed in the  
felling of sugar cane, to  
make our haters and despicably  
odious abusers rich can now in  
this the 21st Century, be firmly  
and also skillfully used, in the  
actually necessarily, effective  
and so essentially important  
ultimate crucially liberation  
of ourselves; the manifestly  
effective fitting eradication  
of those distinctly odiously  
quite delusionally "master  
race" and distinctly rather  
endemically, so ingrained  
and stupidly racist, white  
Caucasians; as enlivened  
liberated Blacks joyously  
press onwards naturally  
and clearly proudly also  
to creditable and happy    
rewarding lives, replete  
with rewarding liberty.
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
23 January 2023.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
In 1980 I quit the English education system where I was a teacher, lecturer and likewise a voluntary extracurricular innovator, and took up the Academic positions offered to me in Germany. It was a decision I willingly made and one that I’ve never ever regretted or am ever likely to, because overall I could see, and have since been proven phenomenally right, that the British Educational system which has carried on apace ever since then, and both sensibly and logically from my perspective and others I’d quite frankly spoken with and from their own perspective similarly wanted nothing to do with it, was thoroughly unfit for purpose. And distinctively from my own point of view I wanted no further part of it. A clearly Utopian escape therefore for me and one where my teaching and valuable contribution to education not only in my now adopted home country Germany but also a s guest lecturer, speaker and contributor elsewhere in neighbouring countries excelled to my utmost delight and satisfaction; drawing all of this time full inspiration on my part from my cultural and ancestral homeland Barbados where the foundation of my excellent educational upbringing has its undoubted origins.  
 
In 1999 a former student of mine and now herself a very successful career teacher and lecturer herself at an adult college and similarly a Gymnasium – Grammar School for the uninitiated – asked me if I would like to give a talk to her students on whatever subject matter I chose to speak on, as she’d continually told them about me, my work with her and they were decidedly quite keen to meet and hear me. I agreed; as this educator and former student of mine with whom I’d always had an excellent rapport was as exemplary in her field of work as any genuinely outstanding human being can possibly be.  
 
I chose as my subject matter the Machete and its significance in the Transatlantic Slave Trade in Barbados specifically and subsequently also the other Caribbean territories, coupled with the grotesquely amount of wealth that this one implement discernibly garnered for what was essentially a backward offshore, of no account offshore European entity called England, which because of the fortuitous acquisition of that same monumental wealth eventually morphed into first the creation of the UK and subsequently an empire that its British serfs liked to boast about and arrogantly declared on which the sun never set.  
 
But the gem in my speech was that just as the Machete was highly and invaluably instrumental in doing all that it could also likewise be used to tear down the asinine and conceited, quite delusional and preposterously living in their utterly demented state of denial that these present day white Brits, their Useful Idiots of coconut hue and composition along with their infernal posse of thoroughly entrenched Stockholm Syndrome inculcated House Niggers somehow not only firmly believe themselves but similarly expect intelligent, and totally capable of thinking for themselves human being, far removed from their own subservient and lowlife existences that Britain is somehow an exemplary post-racial 21st Century Utopia, and white Britons: whoever they supposedly really are, are the epitome of what mankind is and should in essence be all about. Dream on I say!  For therein lies your very long overdue but inevitably deservingly so permanent destruction.
 
So all power I say to the Machete and Long Live Barbados!