Lose The Zero, Get With The Hero

Woody saw Linda sitting alone
at a bar, walked up to her and
said "It's about time you gave
up on that zero to
be with the hero."
But that was just
before her
man came
back.
 
And when he saw how big that guy was,
Woody had let out a smile, looked
at his watch and said "Would you
look at that? It's time for
me to go home now!"
and ran out of
there faster
than Buck
Wild.