Flower Power!

at the tender age of 21, i entered a local bar in Teignmouth in Devon, and in a moment of madness, decided to eat some daffodils that were in a vase on the bar, adding salt, pepper, and a smidgeon of ketchup! for this, i received a 4 week ban! unfortunately, i'd also eaten some of the stem, and ended up in hospital with daffodil poisoning, but was sent home okay after tests
About 2 weeks later, after encouragement from friends, i returned, after first donning a wig, and a pair of John Lennon like glasses. i'm not sure if the landlord recognised me, or had forgotten, or simply couldn't be bothered, or maybe he'd heard about my poisoning, and decided that i'd probably learn't my lesson! so much for flower power! possibly connected to why i'm not keen on salads, or anything leafy, daffodilly silly, but no piccalilli!

by Jemia