Dear Satan: A Comedy

Dear Satan, can you send me a legion
It would really help to exact my revenge
And you know Iíve been on your side
For a very long time

Itís not like Iím asking for a pony
Though I did notice that if you
Rearrange the letters in your name
It spells Santa

Though Santa is no good to me now
He wonít make the bad men pay
And I know how much you like
Those wonderfully bad people

I know I was never destined for heaven
Mr Devil, so I figure there is no harm
In asking for a favour before
I get to share your summer holiday house
My skin blisters nicely in the heat
Youíll be happy to know
And I like the blonde highlights in my hair
I hope youíll let me keep them

Those bad men, Mr Satan sir
I really do have to make them pay
For putting their hands
In places they shouldnít

I told them not to do it
I told them Iíd be mad
And tell Mummy and Daddy
Though they just laughed

Itís my cookie jar, dammit!
Is it okay if I say bad words
In this letter to you? I guess so
Since youíre meant to be bad

Daddy says youíre the baddest
So if you could send me a legion
To make my uncles choke on my cookies
Next time they eat them
It would be much appreciated

LoveÖ Me (Age: 10)

© Indie Adams 2012

(Written for the "Your Deal With Satan" Comp)
Written by Indie (Miss Indie)
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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