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Dear Satan: A Comedy

Dear Satan, can you send me a legion
It would really help to exact my revenge
And you know Iíve been on your side
For a very long time

Itís not like Iím asking for a pony
Though I did notice that if you
Rearrange the letters in your name
It spells Santa

Though Santa is no good to me now
He wonít make the bad men pay
And I know how much you like
Those wonderfully bad people

I know I was never destined for heaven
Mr Devil, so I figure there is no harm
In asking for a favour before
I get to share your summer holiday house
 
My skin blisters nicely in the heat
Youíll be happy to know
And I like the blonde highlights in my hair
I hope youíll let me keep them

Those bad men, Mr Satan sir
I really do have to make them pay
For putting their hands
In places they shouldnít

I told them not to do it
I told them Iíd be mad
And tell Mummy and Daddy
Though they just laughed

Itís my cookie jar, dammit!
Is it okay if I say bad words
In this letter to you? I guess so
Since youíre meant to be bad

Daddy says youíre the baddest
So if you could send me a legion
To make my uncles choke on my cookies
Next time they eat them
It would be much appreciated

LoveÖ Me (Age: 10)

© Indie Adams 2012

(Written for the "Your Deal With Satan" Comp)
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