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Spam Hunter

I do not like spam, here, at DUP
I see where you cough it up.
You hide it in your profile names,
" About me" section-- tsk, tsk' shame...

I can see "new members" list
and reported messages.
I see click- bait that you post,
I can turn your links to toast.

I know for sure, you aren't a bot
Our sign up checks, make sure you're not.
So that means you must be a prick
Who thinks the rest of us are thick.

Yes, I saw your usernames
mirror imaged, reversed, but same
Multi- accounts birthed to harass
( not to worry, I banned your ass)

So keep on spamming, then you'll see
You'll be leaving DUP before me,
for what you give is what you get--
persistence hasn't paid you, yet...
Author's Note
Written for Ellie's " Bonkers " comp
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