no Sonnet

No chains no handcuffs or sick slap arounds
no threesome's or moresomes or such like stuff,
no toys or candles dripping hot wax down
and, for fox sake, I'm not your bit of fluff!
 
No masks or gags or those silly costumes
no dom or sub or from foreign nation,
no public stuff (Don't you dare to presume!)
I have my rules and you will obey them.
 
No queues no chain or yuki bukkaki
no face sitting or sodomy, or you,
and just lip on lip is where lip should be
just follow the rules and I will be true.
 
The missionaries did it for long enough
If you want anything else well, tough luck!