no Sonnet

No chains no handcuffs or sick slap arounds  
no threesome's or moresomes or such like stuff,  
no toys or candles dripping hot wax down  
and, for fox sake, I'm not your bit of fluff!  
 
No masks or gags or those silly costumes  
no dom or sub or from foreign nation,  
no public stuff (Don't you dare to presume!)  
I have my rules and you will obey them.  
 
No queues no chain or yuki bukkaki  
no face sitting or sodomy, or you,  
and just lip on lip is where lip should be  
just follow the rules and I will be true.  
 
The missionaries did it for long enough  
If you want anything else well, tough luck!

(missionary)