Who Is This Chris?

No idea
Who he is
This man
Named as Chris
Or Mister T  
Or Mister    Mas
I know he sports a beard
Spends time
Climbing inside chimneys
A little bit weird
And is oft
Dressed in red
Sneaks in your room
Whilst you're asleep
Dreaming in bed
(I wonder if Mister T
Is for (peeping) Tom instead?)
And he laughs alot
Ho ho ho!
And has a 'penchant' for reindeer
Especially in snow
Bloody weirdo!

by Jemia