"Tell Santa 🎅 "!!

I think the only thing you forgot is a warning tol Santa that in some neighborhoods wearing red can get him in trouble.

Yup!! Absolutely right ✅ bro!! Thanks again for your remarks!! Peace ✌ and blessings 🙏

Haha. Reminds me of the song "Christmas In Hollywood" by "Hollywood Undead".

Had a good laugh at this. Good stuff.

Thanks 😊 🙏 appreciate your kind remarks peace ✌ and blessings always 🙏 !!

Sounds like you been watching "Good Times" reruns
A White dude in a red suit really ain't got no business in certain neighborhoods

Word right!! Also Friday after next!! With crooked Santa  🎅!!! U heard 👂 peace ✌ and blessings 🙏

I read this earlier, but I am just now taking the time to comment...this is comical... Santa in the hood, first he has to get past the neighborhood watch block, then the D-Boys, and pay someone just to watch his sleigh with all those gifts still intact when he returns while he creeps around house to house, then dodging alarm systems which is weapons of choice if he even looks suspect trying to climb down anyone's chimney... I had to add that spin on it... and you outdid yourself on this one, much poetic respect, my King

Thank you so much!! Appreciate 🙏 you taking the time read and comment on my craft 👌!! My queen 👸 hope you had a gd laugh!! Just trying to broaden my poetic horizons, and add a little humor 😄 for the readers!!! Peace ✌ and blessings always 🙏!! And happy new year 🎉✨

Yes, I had a great laugh, it's a blessing to see poets versatile with their musings and you have succeeded my expectations of yours, and you are humbly welcome, enjoy

this is a vivid imagination loved it !!!!! keep spilling your ink !!!! fantastic!

Thanks again appreciate 🙏 your kind remarks!! Peace ✌ and blessings always 🙏

lmfao

No need to tell Santa, he knows I have been very very naughty.
Always at the top of the naughty list. Playing with mischievous devices.
A 'Vibrating Christmas' Santa has installed the app, so upon inserting
it. He hits me with a wave of intense sensation. I cannot walk.
This is the heart of the coals in my stockings. And maybe Santa
understands more than we could have ever known. For me, it's always been
so much easier to be very bad. And still Santa is more attracted to me
than he ever will be for the good. That's why he always visits despite
the chance of getting robbed. Creeping through my neighborhood and down
the chimney to find me there. No cookies or milk, just waiting for
him to punish me for being naughty. And adding him to the naughty list too.

Wow 👏 👏 👏!! Thanks nice way 👍 to put  Kristina 👍!!  Santa 🎅 would love to come down your chimney knowing how naughty you've been a nice spanking!! Is how Santa 🎅 would begin!!! I'm sure 👍 you'd be very appreciative and submissive to his wishes, disciplined by Santa 🎅,!! Would your gift 🎁 and pleasure for Christmas!! I like 👍 your insight and perception!! Please 🙏 keep on writing ✍ ok peace ✌ and blessings always 🙏

Ok I’m sure Santa had some good things in his sleigh for you! This was a fun read!

Thanks 😊 🙏 appreciate your kind remarks!! Glad you enjoyed it peace ✌ and blessings always 🙏