Engaging The Holiday Spirit

I'm sure I wasn't the only man (or dad) at the mall
that noticed Santa's assistant

I wouldn't go as far as to suggest she was an elf,
for the maturity of her was obvious

I would assume between thirty and forty

but those knee high
candy cane stockings
paired with that tiny skirt
and form fitting sweater
certainly drew the eye a couple of times

I had the fortune of holding the door for her
as we scrambled to the exit
on the overhead announcement that the mall was closing

Santa had finished a half hour earlier

I was rewarded with a back end view
as the wind outside
lifted her skirt
to afford me
a very decent view
of her red, festive thong

As luck would have it,
she was parked beside me

I couldn't resist telling her
she did a fantastic job
and her outfit certainly
helped get me into the Christmas spirit

She replied,
"I think it's important that everyone benefit,
not just the mom's and kids."

"That is certainly generous of you."

"I hate to rush off," she continues, " but I have another gig shortly."

"I guess a drink is out of the question then?"

"Not necessarily. I do a routine down at the Cabaret, but afterwards, I'm always up for a lap dance.  Just don't forget that drink."