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Annie and Frank
Annie Oakley was quite a good shot
And old photos reveal, she was hot
Cowboys hit on poor Ann
But that gun in her hand
Kept those randy dudes clear of her slot!
When a cowpoke got drunk on some beer
And then grabbed Annie’s tight derriere
She drew down on his crotch
And as everyone watched—
Annie turned that dude into a steer!
But that was before she met Frank—
Famous marksman with coin in the bank!
Annie saw, he was hung
So she ‘holstered’ his ‘gun’—
Then she taught him to ride her ‘bare-back!’
And old photos reveal, she was hot
Cowboys hit on poor Ann
But that gun in her hand
Kept those randy dudes clear of her slot!
When a cowpoke got drunk on some beer
And then grabbed Annie’s tight derriere
She drew down on his crotch
And as everyone watched—
Annie turned that dude into a steer!
But that was before she met Frank—
Famous marksman with coin in the bank!
Annie saw, he was hung
So she ‘holstered’ his ‘gun’—
Then she taught him to ride her ‘bare-back!’
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