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The thirteen days of Christmas
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my family gave to me:
indigestion and a migraine,
12 chums incoming,
11 gripers griping,
10 uncles sleeping,
9 fights advancing,
8 fir trees wilting,
7 sozzled women,
6 nieces playing,
5 Cold Kings!
4 brawling girls,
3 quenched friends,
2 purple gloves,
and a parsnip with some spare Brie!
indigestion and a migraine,
12 chums incoming,
11 gripers griping,
10 uncles sleeping,
9 fights advancing,
8 fir trees wilting,
7 sozzled women,
6 nieces playing,
5 Cold Kings!
4 brawling girls,
3 quenched friends,
2 purple gloves,
and a parsnip with some spare Brie!
Published 3rd Dec 2022
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3rd Dec 2022 11:06am
Haha, great! Sounds like busy one. Wishing you much strength & patience. 🙏
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21st Dec 2022 4:33pm
I'm doing some bad drawings and am going to make a proper video to go with the song.
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22nd Dec 2022 7:26am
Totally awesome...
Very outside of the box and cool...
Warms the heart...
See... This is why I love England!
:)))
DUde... I am visiting England someday...
I might put aside my non drinking policy... :PpP
I want to get drunk with a group of hooligans...
And sing this song as we roam the town!
Oh!
I sort of filmed a vid for the holidays...
Will see what I can do to holiday it up, even more...
And post later...
For The Ellie...
:)))
And DUP...
Very outside of the box and cool...
Warms the heart...
See... This is why I love England!
:)))
DUde... I am visiting England someday...
I might put aside my non drinking policy... :PpP
I want to get drunk with a group of hooligans...
And sing this song as we roam the town!
Oh!
I sort of filmed a vid for the holidays...
Will see what I can do to holiday it up, even more...
And post later...
For The Ellie...
:)))
And DUP...
22nd Dec 2022 7:30am
Oh...
For the book projects we are working on...
I was thinking we
could maybe discuss our thoughts on "Book Promotions"...
Or...
I want find a route of free...
Regarding book promotions...
That is a blue print that works...
I am thinking of doing a channel,
maybe tik toc...
Where I do short poetry videos, every day...
Sort of document the results,
in some way...
Stay disciplined with it...
Regardless of views...
I'd like to hear your thoughts on book promotions, Ellie...
I also have an idea...
"A Dollar Tree for Ebooks,
where we also sell merch..."
I think if you can capture a readers mind, with a story...
This opens the door to the poetry...
They will buy...
And they will... Love
I think a good story is one's ethos...
For the book projects we are working on...
I was thinking we
could maybe discuss our thoughts on "Book Promotions"...
Or...
I want find a route of free...
Regarding book promotions...
That is a blue print that works...
I am thinking of doing a channel,
maybe tik toc...
Where I do short poetry videos, every day...
Sort of document the results,
in some way...
Stay disciplined with it...
Regardless of views...
I'd like to hear your thoughts on book promotions, Ellie...
I also have an idea...
"A Dollar Tree for Ebooks,
where we also sell merch..."
I think if you can capture a readers mind, with a story...
This opens the door to the poetry...
They will buy...
And they will... Love
I think a good story is one's ethos...
