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Mrs. Claus

I received word Rudolph was fucked up, and Santa wouldn't be making it out
The fucking weather was to fucked up, but never trust word of mouth
I Is Me is fucking schemy all he does is scheme
There's visions of jacking Santa and fucking Mrs. Claus until she creams

I walked as far as I could, took a grizzlie at gun point and then a caribou
Even in a blizzard, Santa's stash and visions of Mrs Claus pussy saw me through
I rode the grizzly until he broke down and ended up on my plate
The dam caribou made it the rest of the way, worried about his fate

We arrived off in the distance, watching those elves run back and forth
The sleigh and the reindeers were hooked up with Santa setting a course
The elves doing what they always did
They climbed up on the sleigh and found places to hid

I watched as Santa rose with his reindeers taking flight
And then me and my caribou approached intended to stay the night
Two knocks at the door and then Jessica opened up
Boo had on a red and white babydoll teddy with white feathers and puffs

Grabbing my shit at the door, and pulling me in with her hand
She rubbed on that shit through my jeans as our kissing made demands
But it was cold in the fucking house, Kris and the elves liked it cold
Boo walked me over to the thermostat and never released her hold

Two polar bear skins were lying under a heated vent
I grabbed her by the pussy , and then smelt and licked the scent
As old as she was, she was ready, that thong was drenched
The juice running down her thighs made my dick build a tent

Let I Is Me see if you've been naught and remember no fucking lies
She tighten that pussy up around my finger while staring right in to my eyes
Mrs. Clause stripped me, working her way down, licking and sucking
Deep throating I Is Me while straight up talking about fucking

Fucking thong pulled to the side as she fingered her pussy and rubbed her clit
As I pinched on her nipples, she fingered her asshole, and gave little breathy hits
The beast could tell that this was a special occassion and that's a fact
Fucking dick in throat but thinking pussy never knows how to act

We both collapsed on those polar bear skins, dick out, thong pulled to the side
But my tongue is gonna catalog that pussy before I let her ass ride
Fucking fluttering alphabets with quick strokes and hard licks
Determined to eat this pussy better than Mrs Claus sucked my dick

While she was orgasming, I ripped that thong off just like that
Mrs. Claus had an apple bottom,and my name tatted on her back
haha don't you fight it baby just relax, take it like a contact and breathe
I want to turn cream into suds, because that is what I need

With slaps across the ass, Santa and those elves are to fucking chaste
They won't come for Jessica all over her breast and motherfucking face
Let her suck that shit all of the way out because she likes the taste
The way that we went at each other, ice melted, it was hard to keep pace

With her baby doll outfit ripped, she promised another before I'm gone
She promised me and my caribou would be loaded and gone when Santa came home
I heard little feet running about building and packing my shit
Thinking about this ass, as I grabbed her pussy again and deep throated that shit
        
  
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