Seven year old Charlotte Windsor, the new Duchess of Edinburgh? Unimportant vanity nonsense!

 
By Stanley Collymore

With Charles and effectively so
William basically holding the
reins of monarchical power
and influence it was always going to
be a situation, like evidently crassly
awarding the current indisputably
vacant but nevertheless so clearly
up for monarchical grab it seems
and rather keenly preferred also
as the similarly, rather distinctly
so, literally sought after version
of the crucially, previously held
lately endowed former Duke of
Edinburgh title, very expressly
and bluntly idiotically going to
a discernibly totally immature
seven year old quite evidently
primary school kid, laughably
and basically, unquestionably
ludicrously solely exclusively
biasedly focused approvingly
on Bill Windsor, and fittingly
a controlling marital family!

Then further on when dopey
but vindictive Charles is no
longer evidently around,
Ma Carole Middleton: the literally
and eponymous Mrs Bucket, will
then unsurprisingly find herself
most predictably as planned, in
the national spotlight with that
title that she's very discernibly
quite desperately and fittingly
similarly, actually obsessively
and recurrently also wanted!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
27 November 2022.

Author's Remarks:
Quite appropriately so, I assume, is Charles's predictable decision looking at it rather bemusedly from a logical perspective and bearing in mind that the pathetic country of which he's its unelected and hereditary monarch is distinctively decidedly, undoubtedly unquantifiably infested with a surfeit of irrefutably and irredeemably quite childish morons! So why not actually recognize the real life children? Next step, give them the vote; since they couldn't be any worse than the really thoroughly vile shower: monarchical, hereditary and political cretins, who already run Britain!