In the Synderjysk Antique Marble Sarcophagus, Van-der-Hilst-Tailormade-Gold-Edition

Pillow Talk      
        
"I fear mine experience as a Soledadian Cenobite be somewhat limited --      
my being, like, totally clueless, dude,      
as to that which a Soledadian Cenobite, like, is, bro."        
-- from eons past, an antic fart        
       
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"Alack, my dear Lestat, how tasteless modern mortals be,        
our feasts full interrupting with 'Hey, dude, I gotta pee!'        
or worse 'I'm low-key freakin' out!  Don't be so thirsty, man!'        
and most egregious yet 'Whoa, Brah, you, like, could use a tan!'        
Such incantations dark quite vex the noble vampire chef!"         
       
"Indeed, dear Louis, each such curse is so not cool AF!"        
       
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a dedication of Respect        
for        
the antediluvian fop but a FOP in Pain        
       
a revolving helios verse menippean satire in dialogue        
on the generation gap        
between the teeth        
       
november, 2022 -- the two-hundred-year-old vampire        
e'er slow of his dignity    
being defanged