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With Two Heads
They think that I'm the love splitter
Breaking hearts while releasing the zipper
Swinging with a vengeance because I'm a one hitter
Pledging eternity while knowing I'm a quitter
This shit that I call life has really been fucked
I'm like Odysseus, motherfucker, when it comes to luck
Murphy's Law in the flesh, just bet that the shit will happen
I've even been accused of fathering a kid without the need for pussy tapping
Hahaha, this is sometime funny because life's a bitch
If there was anyway it could happen I'ld be the first to trip over my dick
All of this ass grabbing and pussy stabbing that I'm accredited with
Don't put me on the stand motherfucker because I'm pleading the fifth
I leave coiled snakes alone to keep from getting bitten
I also let sleeping dogs lie, with the hopes of not making them shitten
If they feel this way then there was nothing ever between us
After one night of pleasure, you twisted love with lust
Let's agree not to meet somewhere and after a few drinks, make one kind of deal
Only tomorrow morning I have the problem of you bowing to the steel
All under my armpits wanting to sleep in late, while lying on my chest
To me this isn't love, it was just another fucking test
There's always a test being performed on the connection between my heart and mind
The tensile strength and pressure must be factored into the design
Although life can be lonely and who wouldn't like to know love at least one time
I choose to start with a foundation, building up a relationship, instead of letting my dick draw the line
Breaking hearts while releasing the zipper
Swinging with a vengeance because I'm a one hitter
Pledging eternity while knowing I'm a quitter
This shit that I call life has really been fucked
I'm like Odysseus, motherfucker, when it comes to luck
Murphy's Law in the flesh, just bet that the shit will happen
I've even been accused of fathering a kid without the need for pussy tapping
Hahaha, this is sometime funny because life's a bitch
If there was anyway it could happen I'ld be the first to trip over my dick
All of this ass grabbing and pussy stabbing that I'm accredited with
Don't put me on the stand motherfucker because I'm pleading the fifth
I leave coiled snakes alone to keep from getting bitten
I also let sleeping dogs lie, with the hopes of not making them shitten
If they feel this way then there was nothing ever between us
After one night of pleasure, you twisted love with lust
Let's agree not to meet somewhere and after a few drinks, make one kind of deal
Only tomorrow morning I have the problem of you bowing to the steel
All under my armpits wanting to sleep in late, while lying on my chest
To me this isn't love, it was just another fucking test
There's always a test being performed on the connection between my heart and mind
The tensile strength and pressure must be factored into the design
Although life can be lonely and who wouldn't like to know love at least one time
I choose to start with a foundation, building up a relationship, instead of letting my dick draw the line
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