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Bad Wod
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Dis mawnin mi ier smaddi a cuss a wolleep a bad wod dung di ruod.
Wen mi luk, noh wahn junkin man a cuss sohn peeple inna di bar.
Im sey, “Di wolla unu raas claat! Muuv unu bombo blood claat!”
Likkle ahfa dat, two uol niegah staat cuss dehn wan anedda.
Wan a dem sey, “Gwey! Yaw batty man. Yuh bombo raas claat!”
An di adda wan sey, “Goh suck yuh muma! Yuh pussy claat!”
Den mi si wahn kielis bwoy a cuss wahn skettel gyal adi kawna.
Di bwoy sey tu ar sey, “Ay hugly gyal, yuh nahsi nuh bombo claat!”
An di gyal tell im sey, “Kohn kiss out mi raas claat, eedyat bwoy!”
Dis mawnin mi ier smaddi a cuss a wolleep a bad wod dung di ruod.
Wen mi luk, noh wahn junkin man a cuss sohn peeple inna di bar.
Im sey, “Di wolla unu raas claat! Muuv unu bombo blood claat!”
Likkle ahfa dat, two uol niegah staat cuss dehn wan anedda.
Wan a dem sey, “Gwey! Yaw batty man. Yuh bombo raas claat!”
An di adda wan sey, “Goh suck yuh muma! Yuh pussy claat!”
Den mi si wahn kielis bwoy a cuss wahn skettel gyal adi kawna.
Di bwoy sey tu ar sey, “Ay hugly gyal, yuh nahsi nuh bombo claat!”
An di gyal tell im sey, “Kohn kiss out mi raas claat, eedyat bwoy!”
Published 15th Nov 2022
Author's Note
You can't be in Jamaica and not hear this sort of thing.
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