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The Honeymoon Cuckold
a story in song, set to the tune of
“The Tennessee Waltz”
1
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
The first time that she saw me undress
She was frowning / She was pouting / And she giggled a bit
For my ‘package’ had failed to impress
chorus
I remember that day / Strolling nude on the beach
With my bride showing off in the raw
When she told me / That compared to / Every cock on that beach
“Hon, your penis is laughably small!”
2
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Making love on warm sand by the sea
When she saw him / Strolling past us / Virile, muscled, and tan
With a much larger penis than me
chorus
I remember that night / While she made love to him
My new bride made me kneel there and watch
And my ego / Was demolished / As she squealed out in bliss
While impaled on that playboy’s huge cock
3
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
My new bride made a cuckold of me
First she sucked him / Then she fucked him / After which she commanded
Me to kneel down and lick them both clean
chorus
It was late the next morn’ / As we strolled down the beach
By her playboy’s behemoth, upstaged
I was red-faced / And embarrassed / As she brandished the key
To my shiny new chastity cage
4
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Was a week of pure hell by the sea
Humiliated / And frustrated / All the chicks laughed at me
Cock and balls locked in tight chastity!
chorus
It was later that day / When she bought me a leash—
Which she clipped to my cage, with a ‘click’
For the rest of / Our vacation / When we strolled down that beach
She would lead me along by my dick
5
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Tiny penis on public display
It was mocked by / Many pussies / But the steel cage confined
Tiny penis from going astray
chorus
It was late afternoon / I was horny and hot
And my balls were about to explode
But the pussies / Kept on teasing / ‘Till in spite of my cage
Tiny penis soon shot its last load
6
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
I was lashed to a chaise by the sea
There I watched my / Darling fuck him / Virile, muscled, and tan
With a much larger penis than me
chorus
While still tied to that chaise / Playboy cut off my balls
Staking claim to my luscious coquette!
Then my baby / Reassured me / I would always belong
As their castrated ass-licking pet
7
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Without balls, I can’t fuck my new bride
She exchanged my / Tiny cock cage / For a ring through my penis—
Too large for my trousers to hide
chorus
It was early next morn’ / My ‘Prince Albert,’ still numb
Soon our journey back home would begin
When she told me / He would join us / As Her Alpha-Male Stud
Soon to father our house-full of kids
8
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Without balls, I’m no use as a man
She exchanged my / Tiny penis / For a fucking Goliath—
Hanging huge, virile, muscled, and tan
final chorus
It was later that day / When we boarded the plane
As a threesome I’d come to regret
With my wife on / Muscled arm of / Her new stud-muffin swain
And I on a leash as their pet
“The Tennessee Waltz”
1
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
The first time that she saw me undress
She was frowning / She was pouting / And she giggled a bit
For my ‘package’ had failed to impress
chorus
I remember that day / Strolling nude on the beach
With my bride showing off in the raw
When she told me / That compared to / Every cock on that beach
“Hon, your penis is laughably small!”
2
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Making love on warm sand by the sea
When she saw him / Strolling past us / Virile, muscled, and tan
With a much larger penis than me
chorus
I remember that night / While she made love to him
My new bride made me kneel there and watch
And my ego / Was demolished / As she squealed out in bliss
While impaled on that playboy’s huge cock
3
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
My new bride made a cuckold of me
First she sucked him / Then she fucked him / After which she commanded
Me to kneel down and lick them both clean
chorus
It was late the next morn’ / As we strolled down the beach
By her playboy’s behemoth, upstaged
I was red-faced / And embarrassed / As she brandished the key
To my shiny new chastity cage
4
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Was a week of pure hell by the sea
Humiliated / And frustrated / All the chicks laughed at me
Cock and balls locked in tight chastity!
chorus
It was later that day / When she bought me a leash—
Which she clipped to my cage, with a ‘click’
For the rest of / Our vacation / When we strolled down that beach
She would lead me along by my dick
5
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Tiny penis on public display
It was mocked by / Many pussies / But the steel cage confined
Tiny penis from going astray
chorus
It was late afternoon / I was horny and hot
And my balls were about to explode
But the pussies / Kept on teasing / ‘Till in spite of my cage
Tiny penis soon shot its last load
6
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
I was lashed to a chaise by the sea
There I watched my / Darling fuck him / Virile, muscled, and tan
With a much larger penis than me
chorus
While still tied to that chaise / Playboy cut off my balls
Staking claim to my luscious coquette!
Then my baby / Reassured me / I would always belong
As their castrated ass-licking pet
7
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Without balls, I can’t fuck my new bride
She exchanged my / Tiny cock cage / For a ring through my penis—
Too large for my trousers to hide
chorus
It was early next morn’ / My ‘Prince Albert,’ still numb
Soon our journey back home would begin
When she told me / He would join us / As Her Alpha-Male Stud
Soon to father our house-full of kids
8
Honeymooning / With my baby / At a nudist resort
Without balls, I’m no use as a man
She exchanged my / Tiny penis / For a fucking Goliath—
Hanging huge, virile, muscled, and tan
final chorus
It was later that day / When we boarded the plane
As a threesome I’d come to regret
With my wife on / Muscled arm of / Her new stud-muffin swain
And I on a leash as their pet
Published 11th Nov 2022
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Hey there, Reggie ;)
It's wonderful to see you! 🦋
Wowsers! this piece is epic.
Your pen remains absolutely unmatched in it's skillful aptitude of form and flow. This is truly some of the best structured poetry I have had the pleasure of reading regardless of content, (which in my opinion makes it even more intriguing and truly bad ass, in it's spotless delivery) Your cuckolding themes always impress with tremendous wit and a bit of "oh my!!"... which again, is testament to your talents of reader engagement... Great job.
I hope you're doing well and looking forward to the holidays ahead. It's so much fun to have your presence /voice around for the many smiles you elicit as well as your own uniquely enjoyable holiday cheer. I look forward to it!!
Thank you for sharing with us 🙏🏻
Much love, my friend
🌹 💙
B
It's wonderful to see you! 🦋
Wowsers! this piece is epic.
Your pen remains absolutely unmatched in it's skillful aptitude of form and flow. This is truly some of the best structured poetry I have had the pleasure of reading regardless of content, (which in my opinion makes it even more intriguing and truly bad ass, in it's spotless delivery) Your cuckolding themes always impress with tremendous wit and a bit of "oh my!!"... which again, is testament to your talents of reader engagement... Great job.
I hope you're doing well and looking forward to the holidays ahead. It's so much fun to have your presence /voice around for the many smiles you elicit as well as your own uniquely enjoyable holiday cheer. I look forward to it!!
Thank you for sharing with us 🙏🏻
Much love, my friend
🌹 💙
B
12th Nov 2022 2:25pm
Thank you, Blue, for the kind words. I have started writing again. The muse seems to come in fits and starts.
19th Nov 2022 8:09pm
Poor guy, all he wanted was to enjoy his new life and the wife wanted a Goliath.
Great rhythm and flow Reggie. We’ll done.
Great rhythm and flow Reggie. We’ll done.
