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Food Fuckin Hates Me

Food... Hurts...
Everything has alliums in it
Bet you dont know what that is
The alliums that exists in your food
You'd be amazed by the things
You just dont notice when nothing hurts you
It's in every savory thing you put in your mouth
And yet you stand there and tell me it can't be
So you read the ingredients and your eyes twitches
As you grab and scan item after item
It's in everything, huh? Can't imagine how that feels
Now just fucking imagine if you were intolerant to it
That it makes you puke simply because
your body cant get rid of it fast enough
The stomach aches when theres just faint amounts
The headaches and rushes to the bathroom
The er visits when you've puked so much you cant get anything down
Drinking so much Pedialyte that you have a favorite flavor (blue raspberry)
Imagine someone cooks for you and ignores your requests
And then gets pissed because you projectile vomit their food out
"It cant be too bad", "but I really like this restaurant", "I simply dont know how to cook without them"
There's nothing you can eat!
Everything has it, the world is just pain
What do you do when everything is pain?
How can you escape all of these?!?!?!
Garlic, onion, leeks, green onion, shallots, scallions, chives, mugwort, purple Sensation,globemaster allium,g ladiator allium, corkscrew allium, wild onions, wild chives, rock onion, easter lily, madonna lily, tiger lily, orange lily, daffodils, tulips, agapanthus, iris, istroemeria
Written by BlueBeastGirl (Beasty)
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Author's Note
I know this poem is a mess. Just hanging out with my toilet because someone decided to put allium under "seasonings" again.
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