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Beef Chunks, Canned Green Giant Green Beans, And Cashews

Ladies and Gentlemen,

    This self studied cook is back. Imma thwuggish nigga who have to feed himself and his homies who have fed him. The Imusa Pot 32qt. Is back again. This time for some Green Giant and 40 (7LB.) Bags of Beef Stew Meat(Beef Chunks) Aluv. Let's get started!

-Ingredients For Imusa Pot 32qt.:

-(40) 7lb. Bags of Cashews
-(40) 7lb. Bags of Beef Stew Meat
-(6400) 14 oz. Cans of Green Giant Green Beans
-(200) 16oz. Bottles of Thousand Island Salad Dressing
-(500) 10 oz. Bottles of Soy Sauce
-(500) 10 oz. Bottles of Sweet-n-Sour Sauce
-100 Sticks Of Butter

-Seasonings For Imusa Pot 32qt.:

-25,000 Teaspoons Of Rubbed Sage Seasoning
-15,000 Teaspoons of Penzy's Herbes de Province Seasoning

-Cooking Instructions For Imusa Pot 32qt.:

       -Take Imusa Pot and pot on stove over stove eye. Then, take can opener and sat upon counter next to stove. Next, combine all seasonings for pot and pour into pot. Next, open all (40) 7lb. Bags of Beef Stew meat and pour into pot. Next, open all (200) 16 oz. Bottles of thousand island salad dressing and pour all into pot. Next, open all of both (500) 10oz. Bottles of Soy Sauce and Sweet-n-Sour Sauce and pour into pot of ingredients. For this one only, add water to pot to equal up to 3/4ths full pot size. Next, turn stove eye on under pot on a low fire flame and allow beef stew meat to cook one hour and then, take can opener and open all (6400) 14 oz. Cans of green giant green beans and pour all into the pot of ingredients. Let another 40 minutes go by and then, add all (40) 7lb. Bags of cashews with all 100 sticks of butter to the pot of ingredients. During all of this as well, stir pot of food every 30 minutes no matter the meat or vegetable choice that's within pot alone.
After cashews have been added, allow another 40 minutes of cook time to the pot of food. In all, the cook time for this is 2 hours and 30 minutes.
            According to heat to water evaporation of cooking, add any additional water to pot keeping pot at 3/4ths pot full until done.
         This is the final recipe for this year. I want u all to know this is accurate knowledge upon how to cook from this pot over the stove. I'm not a jack leg cook. That's personal belief within myself fraud. Also if u can't find the green giant green beans canned, they called how much for a bushel of snap beans. And they are two hours without being canned alone within this ah pot.

Written by Sandals (Birchel Devon Robinson)
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Author's Note
I have this in erotic(sexual) section, because, some of u will learn big pot thug cooking culinary and still know how to cook within small pots. Also, u will get great birthday sex!💋👅🌷🌈🍑🤎🤍🍇🍺🥂👁️🍺🍹🥂🥥🥝👄
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