I Hold You to a Lower Standard

Absolutely despicable.
(Is that what I'm supposed to say?)
Have a drink for me, dirty uncle.
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I had a drink and that was fine but I had a second drink and I was pretty tired and pissed off at something and this was the result.
Good news is I didn't break anything......
Bad news is a mosquito slept with me last night.....

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I like the title and the intense face. Not sure what the rest means. Actually, I kind of love the title.

It's all about the title Pink  
I thought it was funny enough to reel in some reads.
Yeah, nothing better than women with low standards.  
Low self esteem is another winner.
I've already written that poem.  It's somewhere in my close to 1800 poems here.  
I love those glasses, they are readers actually. I feel like I'm wearing a windshield...

Ah....my friend, PS.,
The Old Forester reference is perfect, each line a puzzle part that fits the lines before and after, the studious appearance of your photo, the chipped format and semi-cynical tone...all so we;ll done!
Write On!!!
-Ted

Wow, that Old Forester 115 is like liquid suicide.  I drank half of the bottle in small increments and then poured in a pint of Buleit Bourbon that was only 80 proof.  Drank half the bottle of that and now mixing in Sazarac Rye.  Making my own single barrel !!  

Fun one to write
When you want cynical look no further
Come to Poetspeak ( Butthead) ....

Thanks Ted

Mosquito had all the fun
No doubt
Got a fun poem out it so not so bad !!

Thanks Os

''.....perform and writhe....''Is she  struggling on that dance pole while suffering the pain of being lashed around?

I certainly hope so ..
If not I'm not doing my job
I'd have to start giving her bitcoin instead of cash for those Lap dances.  See how fast her attitude changes

I would say how I truly feel about this poem and not be ashamed to do it but my comment would be way to long. So I’ll just say, “okay.”
Lol
This is an awesome off the cuff write.

I was pleasantly wasted

Ok, PM me the real answer, let it fly HER

X

Some advice to your readers: ALWAYS read PoetSpeak's poems more than once! Exploring will bring more meanings.
P.S.---- I think your drinking should include absinthe...as everyone knows, "absinthe makes the heart grow fonder"!  LOL

Haven't drank that LSD juice in many years but remember it well.
I was in London and doing lots of crazy ....
Thx on the advice to readers

London. One of my favorite cities...especially Soho and Mayfair areas!  Write On, my friend!

Be the dirty Uncle Jessie you are suppose to be.  Give her orgasmic bliss.  Keep on writing.

I answer the call...

The "3 sheets to the wind too" removes all filters and lets the words flow as they are.
BIG LIKE

That 115 proof whiskey was real devil juice
It's done and gone thankfully
Fun one to write
Thx Wally