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The Witch Patch Ch 9

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Freebies and consequences � � � � �
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I wake to the sound of my SpongeBob SquarePants alarm clock buzzing off the hook. I open one eye and look at the clock. It�s 4:30 am. My SpongeBob clock was a birthday gift from chastity last year. It�s a smart clock and has three types of annoying ring tones. Each one is preset to go off consecutively every single morning to make sure I get out of bed and get moving. I sit up and grab my universal remote from the nightstand and click the snooze button. It�s a one time only option until I actually get out of bed. I click the remote again and the bedroom drapes open exposing the sky in full view. It�s still dark outside. � � � � � � � �
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�Ugh� I drank way too much last night I feel like shit. I stretch out across my bed an yawn then look at the clock again, 4:50am The next thing I know I�m waking up to the sound of tugboats �Honking an chugging! Honking and chugging!� � �
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The noise immediately wakes me up! What�s truly fucked up about this smart clock is, it can only be reset by facial recognition and voice command. So, I get out of bed, walk over to the clock and stare at it with utter contempt� I clear my throat and yell �stand down SpongeBob� to shut it the fuck up! I really need to break that damn clock! � � � � � � � �
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Once up I slip on my robe and crawl into my slippers and of course they went on the wrong feet. I drag my tired ass into the bathroom just a few feet away and look in the mirror then run my middle finger across my teeth back n forth then pause to look for any buildup or cavities. Nope, nada, my teeth look great. I give myself two thumbs up, a smile an a wink. � �
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I turn on the faucet and take a drink of water. I don�t bother using a cup I use cup my left hand instead, then squirt some toothpaste onto my toothbrush and begin brushing my teeth. � �
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�Wtf?!� �Gross!� ��Apparently� I grabbed the antibiotic ointment tube instead of the new bacon flavored toothpaste I got from the mall last week when they were giving out free limited samples. � �
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I give myself a dirty look in the mirror and growl at myself for being so cheap. Now, with a mouth full of antibiotic ointment I fetch my wand off my vanity table and wave it one time to invoke a quick spell to clean out my mouth and then brush my teeth. Once done I make my way downstairs to the kitchen. I need coffee bad! � � � � � � � �
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To be continued �

Written by Zazzles

(Broomie)

Published 7th Oct 2022 | Edited 23rd Aug 2023

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Re. Thr Witch Patch pg 9

James_A_Knight

7th Oct 2022 8:48pm

There is a great honesty here. Coffee is essential for writing at times.

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Zazzles (Broomie)

10th Oct 2022 2:47am

You got that right even a little brandy too!
Thanks for looking James and leaving a comment I really appreciate it.
Your friend Jackie 🤗♥️

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Re. Thr Witch Patch pg 9

DaVinci_07 (Leo)

10th Oct 2022 00:30am

"Bacon flavored toothpaste" - I would be dreaming of food all night!!!

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Zazzles (Broomie)

10th Oct 2022 2:48am

Meh I hear it taste disgusting 🤮
Thanks for looking Leo and leaving a comment I love you brother
Always
Jackie 🤗♥️😘

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Honoria

10th Oct 2022 4:32am

Dear J,

If only I had a magic wand to take care of the morning and evening tasks of grooming! What a time saver. I enjoyed the reality of backward slippers, hangover headaches and antibiotic mishaps. H🌷

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