Ah, Facebook...

Actually, I must be one of the few
In the well-connected modern world
Not to have a facebook page.
Indeed I have no cell-phone, so no number
(Only the very old and rather ''vintage'' phone line stuck in the wall)
And no e-mail account.
I am dead to the modern world.
OK. DUP is a life-line
So is the wonderful you tube where I listen to great music
And watch pleasant videos.
Life goes on.