Frankenstein's Monster's Side...Chick

 
It was after the terrible incident at the tower
That Frankenstein’s monster somehow survived
And upon hearing some hissing through the rubble
He discovered that the unwilling bride was still alive
 
Frankenstein’s monster rescued his unrequited love
She looked at him with disgust and again hissed
But the monster had a good heart and was patient
Even though he kept getting dissed
 
Eventually the bride would learn to love him
Between hisses and kisses the missus would scream
The monster thought “maybe she bipolar”
Some days she was nightmare, some days a dream
 
One cool October night the monster had enough
So went out to clear his mind and think
But he ended up at a Halloween party in the village
Where a girl in a nurse costume offered him a drink
 
“You pretty” the monster said with a shy smile
But the girl was more interested in his “size”
“The detail is astounding” she told the monster
While rubbing up against him looking into his eyes
 
As the night got longer and the drinks poured on
His bride began to worry and went to look for him
And when she saw the party going on at the village
The bride went in and some drama was about to begin
 
There he was, kissing and necking with a perverse nurse
Feeling up on each other like it was the world’s end
The bride walked up screaming “who the fuck is this bitch?”
And all the monster could do was shrug and say “friend?”
 
“You better get off my man” the bride said really pissed
And the nurse, very drunk, kept staring at her stitches
“I said that is my man” the bride shrieked and hissed
“Or you’ll get shanked along with any of these witches”
 
The bride gave a jolt and grabbed the monster’s neck bolt
As they stormed out of the party and walked out the front door
The curious nurse was left with a strange wayward desire
And the monster was in trouble like he had never been before