Someone wanted but so

I wanted a blissfully intimate relationship with lots of freedom  
but that's a paradox  
so it's never lasted  

he wanted to marry me  
but he threw his haggen daas ice cream cone on a stranger's windshield  
because it was carob chip  
not chocolate chocolate chip  
so now I'm single  
 
my student nicolette  
wanted to talk loudly  
but I told her not to  
so she sincerely screamed "SORRY! SORRY!"  
 
I wanted to get my glass of wine  
but my cat was sleeping on my lap  
so I waited an eternity until she woke up  
 
I want to smoke weed again  
but I don't want to be an old stoner
so I just listen to Pink Floyd