Love's Plea To Aluv......Aluv'z Laughing Ah Response

Dear Aluv it's Love
I need thy help
Hear me for real

I want awetly ah this ah
Girl to ah daily ah walk
With me and ah chill

Could u assist me in
Any kind of earliest
Convinence of way

For thy oh homie sister
Art stronger than I
In awetly ah this type of situae

Aluv speaks to u
Tickled for real
As to why help u need

But thy sister will
Assist u though eating
These cooked grits I ah bleed

With some stout marinated
Bone-in pork spare
Ribs of ah delicacy

With some cheese and rice
That is the priceless
Of life's intelligence

Love need u to help
Me cook a small pot of
Mashed potatoes and beggaz rootaz

Love only need a 24 qt.
Stock pot of fried chicken
To u I ah tellaz

And some south home
Kool-Aid in pitcher size
Fluid ounce seventy-eight

Love ain't no faggot but
Luv do for real
Keep it truly gay

Dear Love I will do
But I'm giving u
Size pot Imusa quart 20

If u feed that bitch
She'll stay with thy
Thick ass and not pussy skinny

Also these cheese, rice, grits
And ribs be ah mine
But the ah mash ah potatoes

I'll be sure to Imusa Pot 64 qt.
Mixed with rootaz beggaz
And got damn ah bacon bitsos

It'll be 300 pieces
Of the best chicken
U ever could fry cook

And that's what u
Tell her ass too I learned
From internet not books

I got in all 740
Spare ribs pork if u
Ah single it ah cook day

And u talking 340 of them
Cause people get fat and
Not us ah lil Love lay