Ejaculation at 4 am

Words stirred
from the unfathomable deep
and a poetic erection
woke me again
Dogs snored
stars grinned
and I could clearly hear
my new king:
'I name this ship
"Sick of Plastic"
and may God bless
all who sail in her....'

'Your majesty'
I whispered
'This is a book launch...'
but it was too late
the magnum of champagne
broke over my head
unwelcome as the coronation bill
as unloved as a condom
and as useless as a car
in London