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I Got the Drip

I got the drip  
Itís just a quip  
Be aware of my very hairy vocabulary when you feel the friction  
Donít even trip  
I flip this script  
This odd faÁade is just a mask I put on when I swing my big diction  

Careful donít slip  
Itís just the tip  
Öof the iceberg when you read deeper and in between the lines  
Take a quick sip  
Of this slick dip  
Then wash it down with some poetic techniques like theyíre fine wines †

Get a good grip  
Of this fast clip  
Like my drumming itís cunning and it just might make you laugh  
It may sound sick  
Just take your pick  
ĎCause your minds already made up before the end of each paragraph  

Donít dare hit skip  
Itís kind of hip  
OK, silly maybe but youíre prolly hoping for some racy crazy innuendos  
I let it rip  
Like itís cool whip  
I gather it and slather it making all kinds of conspicuous mementos  

Canít see the trick?  
Might be a blip  
Itís just my wit trying to spit some lit [sic] licks where I split at the lip  
Like how it hits?  
It's for some shitsÖ  
Öand giggles like riddles just because I wanted to say that I got the drip
Written by wallyroo92
Published | Edited 14th Dec 2022
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When it's a slow day at work.
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