I Got the Drip

 
I got the drip  
It’s just a quip  
Be aware of my very hairy vocabulary when you feel the friction  
Don’t even trip  
I flip this script  
This odd façade is just a mask I put on when I swing my big diction  
 
Careful don’t slip  
It’s just the tip  
…of the iceberg when you read deeper and in between the lines  
Take a quick sip  
Of this slick dip  
Then wash it down with some poetic techniques like they’re fine wines  
 
Get a good grip  
Of this fast clip  
Like my drumming it’s cunning and it just might make you laugh  
It may sound sick  
Just take your pick  
‘Cause your minds already made up before the end of each paragraph  
 
Don’t dare hit skip  
It’s kind of hip  
OK, silly maybe but you’re prolly hoping for some racy crazy innuendos  
I let it rip  
Like it’s cool whip  
I gather it and slather it making all kinds of conspicuous mementos  
 
Can’t see the trick?  
Might be a blip  
It’s just my wit trying to spit some lit [sic] licks where I split at the lip  
Like how it hits?  
It's for some shits…  
…and giggles like riddles just because I wanted to say that I got the drip