Fail on an Epic Scale

"A Rational Intelligence necessarily precedes empathy."
-- Elementary Logic for lovers of fauna,
not flora
(or even fungi)  

Have you no empathy?  How can you laugh?
Though yet it be in truth my greatest gaffe!
( ! )  ( ! )
The lawn!  And garden!  How uncivilized!
Not fertilized with dung!  Both traumatized!
(=)  (=)
The little daisy!  Nestling in her bed!
By puppy pee!  Assaulted on the head!
(^)  (^)
The dandy dandelion!  In a rut!
His stamen wee!  By one mean mower cut!
(#)  (#)
The peas!  Pea green with envy!  All in pods!
Their brothers kill!  To please their green-eyed gods!
(+)  (+)
The crabgrass!  Rank!  Unnatural!  Grown to seed!
No rubber wears!  That crotchety low weed!
(~)  (~)
The grapes!  Again!  Inhaled!  With yet the vine!
Those little foxes!  Spoilt!  Till stuffed!  The swine!
(/)  (\)
And I!  Here tripped upon my garden shears!
Beneath the kudzu!  Buried!  Dead for years!
(-)  (-)

a dedication of Respect
the Pain of the conscious, feeling being
full failing
to protected be
a revolving helios verse menippean satire on
the good green garden of countless vegetables
sans brains
january, 2023 -- still hails and hails
of epic fails
in teensy weensy
neural cells
Written by Jordan (D.O.C.)
Published | Edited 19th May 2023
Author's Note
Brain, Reason, Facts, Truths, Wisdom, Ethics, Preventionism, Efilism, Antinatalism
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