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Hasn't Liz Windsor been on holiday since the day she was regrettably born?

    
By Stanley Collymore    
   
Bajans both culturally and    
religiously are taught not    
to hate anyone; even so
however, we're essentially allowed
the personal, distinct discretion to
absolutely detest those whom we
quite evidently find objectionable
and Liz Windsor is, unequivocally
to us, one such repulsive person,    
and irrefutably accounts for why    
in 2021, after indisputably being    
actually, literally in a continuous    
association effectively and quite    
crucially also irrefutably for 496    
years with England that literally    
dated back unbrokenly to 1625    
we Bajans aptly employing one    
of our caustically appropriately    
put downs for those whom we    
discernibly despise; to actually    
accord to a rogue boar or sow  
enough neck rope to distinctly    
enable them to properly hang    
themselves and then let them    
quite delightedly for us rather    
destructively truly get on with    
it, we happily understandably    
and likewise celebratorily too    
let Elizabeth Windsor, do just    
that and quite unrepentently    
or unapologetically, dumped    
the endemically, entrenched    
racist old cow and became a    
valid, 21st Century Republic!    
   
Liz Windsor is literally on holiday    
365 days a year plus the extra    
day in every Leap Year! They    
literally wheel her out for the state
opening of parliament and clearly
the occasion is rather essentially    
for her no different to distinctly    
enjoying a special weekend, by    
those not very self-apparently,    
evidently entitled as Elizabeth    
Windsor rather undeniably is,    
at Butlins; when obviously as    
of late she quite disdainfully    
and basically in an hubristic    
disregard deigns to actually      
care to personally show up!    
   
Gives a prepared speech at  
Christmas that's crafted    
for her by her palace    
stooges; flamboyantly, cuts a few  
ribbons on these so distinctively  
orchestrated occasions; literally    
signs some bills whenever that    
is essential, these having been    
delivered to her by effectively    
undeniably, likewise basically    
self-serving very significantly    
similarly as Liz, snouts in the    
so available, plus facilitating    
for them clearly fortuitously    
and prodigal public troughs  
parliamentarians! Evidently    
too every bit as Liz Windsor    
is, an unquestionably quite    
useless utilization of space    
the overwhelming majority    
of these dire specimens of    
supposedly human beings.    
   
(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
30 August 2022.    
   
Author's Remarks:    
The  Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten, otherwise known by their conveniently adopted English name of Windsor, wealth came from greed,  conquest, plunder, thieving and murder! In reality these people spend most of their time doing very little while wallowing in opulent splendour, while the real workers toil and suffer.    
   
Moreover, they only patronize charities so the dimwitted members of the public, which literally runs into millions among Britons and their expatriate kin because they're still essentially feudal serfs in their orchestrated and relentlessly controlled mindset, will believe them to be benevolent people, which these dishonest fraudsters quite evidently are not, and thus enable them to the immense privilege afforded to them by a compliant and largely daft nation, Britain!    
   
The monarchy quite literally is all talk, veneer, PR and relentlessly also self-aggrandizing and ludicrous proselytizing propaganda. And from my honest, blunt and distinctly unapologetic perspective, you: the indoctrinated and entirely duped by the Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten-Windsors, do seriously need to take off your rose tinted glasses and confront reality; for this medieval mindset monarchical lot with their handing out of useless and utterly meaningless titles that you gullible idiots love so much, even asininely convincing yourselves that they're divinely approved assignments, even though the vast majority of you haven't the foggiest idea what the inside of a church looks like, and even most pathetically, and quite prodigiously also, using your own fake versions of such titles as pseudonyms for yourselves - the rank cowards that you are instead of utilizing your own REAL names in your acerbic roles as so-called commenters against Meghan as well as your fawning and brownnosing sycophancy when it literally comes to Useless Liz and her lot, in Nazi rags like the Daily Mail and other rightwing media.    
   
Quite laughable really and most ironic as well; since Liz and her Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten-Windsor sponging, mafia style  Klan don't, or couldn't, give a rat's derriere about Joe or Jane Public - effectively yourselves - other than their continuous fleecing of you to keep them in the opulent lifestyle which they've rather successfully convinced you is their God given and birthright entitlement!
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