Planet Vagina

Just hit this bitch and already don't like it
Fucking pussy all around and these hoes steady dyking it
I've always dreamt of a trip to planet Vagina
But the brochure didn't say that a dick here is a goner

Hell no they got me with picture of pussy everywhere
Some with massive bushes and some with no hair down there
Brazilians, landing strips, and Hollywood's were designed
My dick made reservations with it's own motherfucking mind

I worked overtime at work, carried a bag lunch everyday
When I got to Planet Vagina I was gonna have my way
If that brochure was right pussy was gonna fall from the sky
Land flat on my face and squirt right in my eyes

I've got mad plans to buy, beg, borrow, and steal
I'm hell bent on maintaining the motherfucking steel
Extended workouts, hitting the gym everyday
I got myself a physical making sure I'm sexually okay

I boarded the shuttle, please don't scuttle this mission
I was headed to Planet Vagina to try some new positions
Thirteen hour flight and I was the only man on this trip
When I touch down I was gonna let this dick rip

But as soon as I unboarded my world was shattered
Having a dick on this planet didn't even matter
Hell yeah there was pussy laying all about, even standing in line
Shit, riding each other's face or fucking in a sixty-nine

Pussy juice was flowing from here to yonder
But I decided in this world a dick was just a boner
With all of this free time I decided to visit bars and parks
Do a little shopping and take in the arts

I met a few ladies and ask them all the same things
Please explain dyking and the pleasures it brings
Carefully explained it went something like this
It started with the intimacy of a sensuous kiss

The choice of dominance or submissive was always mine
The slurping and licking converted into a grind
Giving their all and receiving of a like kind
Well who would had thought it, shit I was a dyke all the time