The All Evil Root

They call themselves Christians, or so I hear,
And state that Christ spoke the ultimate word
Yet still they wallow in anger and fear
And vote for things that are clearly absurd!
Nothing shatters reason like the devout
And gathering evidence is so dull
When all you want is to flip out and shout
About shitty idols shaped like a bull.
But where in all that is discipleship
That values the old golden rule
Which philosophers say is a trip
They've been on since their Sundays in school?
With one cheek they say it's good to love Christ,
But use the other for executive heist.