Heavens to Expensive That's Why I'm Refinancing in Hell

      "Talk with it, walk with it-if not done right just forget it
Church folks will look at you like you just shitted,
      "Treating you like a sinful hated ex lova
Because you couldn't follow rules to bend knee to a strict motherfucka,

      "Praising and singing for eternity-for what it's worth
I've done enough of that fuck shit while here on Earth,
      "Man fucked that up when trying to change the rule
Now Heaven is hard to achieve for the average fool,

      "Thou shall not work on the Sabbath day
Understand I have child support and bills to motherfuckin pay,
      "God put us on this Earth under a cancerous ass sun
With restrictions to happiness or someone trying to cum,
      
      "I like getting my dick suck under the early morning light
Then giving the pussy a dose of pre-cuming act right,
      "Thanks, is always given before and after the nut
What the hell he upset for, he was the one who created the fuck,

      "If he didn't know his boy-pussy chasing priest does
From getting their dicks covered in shit and blood,
      "And if she doesn't want Nun-she gonna get some
Many by intimidation or rape just to have bragging rights virgin fun,

      "And the motherfuckin nerve to put me in that category
Here is my middle finger to all your eternal glory,
      "At least in hell I know shit is fucked up from the get go
Now I'm wrong for not wanting to be an angelic glorified ho',

      "If a motherfucka don't like-lick my blasphemous nuts
Because I gives no eternal golden city fucks,
      "You can call it CS being ignorant, stupid or goddamn dumb
Naw motherfuckas-like Pink Floyd I'm comfortably numb".

Devil "Ok CS. It seems all paperwork is in order. All I need is your final signature".
CS   "I just had a pen. It seems the motherfucka disappeared on me".
Devil "Mmmm. Unprepared I see. Don't worry just use blood. Here, you can use my personal cursed blade. Just slice your flesh right there".
CS   "Damn I didn't feel a thing and it's self-healing".
Devil "Be patient the pain will come later".    
CS   "Alright. Anything else that needs to be done?"
Devil "Yes I need to hold onto one more thing until your permanent arrival".
CS   "You doing too goddamn much? At least Jesse James used a gun when he robbed a motherfucka".
Devil "Yes, but I I'm not robbing what is freely given".
CS   "What's that?"
Devil "Your soul".
CS   "Motherfucka please. You ain't getting shit but pennies on the dollar".