What's Up With That Shit

Please believe when a lady says she's never did it before
I asked for some head and now my dick is sore
Like an ear of corn gnawed from end to end
She clamped down on my balls and made an erect dick bend

Fucking limp, My shit now flaccid
What do you do with a dick made of plastic
Hooked up the DVD, turned on some porn
Showed her that a dick is unrelated to corn

After several scenes she sees what is meant
She took that dick and straightened the bend
Took a pair balls and gave them a mouthwash scent
And took an asshole and repaired the dent

But there's lessons to be learned and only through sex
I buried my tongue in that pussy up to my neck
Scrubbed those walls and washed that ass
This was the first time that she had a tongue bath

With a repaired dick it's time to trick
Short and long strokes were intermixed
It's not rare for a man to misjudge his pole
There was a computer glitch and I slid into the wrong hole

It was like she had a spring in her ass
She shot up off of my dick like a cannon blast
Climbed on top of the headboard really quick
looked down at me and said, "what's up with that shit"